February 2012
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You guys!
I’ve finally figured out what my style is - Mad Men-Hoodrat-Hipster. Every so often someone will tell me they really admire my clothing choices (note: this is rare, but regular enough), and I’m like WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT DRESSED IN A TORNADO. IN THE DARK.
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Taking Stock
I’m sure this will just be one of several annoying, narcissistic posts today, but that’s not going to stop me. Leap Day seems like as good a time as any to think about what I was doing four years ago and what I’m doing now.
According to my meticulous Google calendar, on 2/29/08 I went to work, which is really boring. I had forgotten that I was working two jobs in undergrad...
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People who are assholes on the telephone first thing in the morning can suck it.
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Dilemma
Looked at an awesome apartment today.
Pros:
-5 minute walk from train stop
-Shiny and new
-Fitness center in building (so I could cancel my YMCA membership)
-In an actual building where packages can be delivered
-Closer to bus lines that could take me places more quickly
Cons:
-Not cheaper. I’d have to sit down and do the math, but I think it’ll be roughly $50 more/month
...
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Rancid - Vanilla Sex
I’ve been listening to...
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“Can tool be used as a verb? Like, ‘don’t tool me, bro?’”
– mom (via mrsspaceman)
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watched tiny furniture
and it just made me super sad.
I really needed a night off, but Fridays in always make me stupidly contemplative. Fuck, I’m in my 20s indeed.
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Today’s 5K sponsored by Bomb the Music...
bitching about bullshit
Fuck you, UIC, for the following reasons:
-including my tuition as part of my taxable income
-not allowing me to reregister for in-state tuition because a) I didn’t live in IL for a year before enrolling and b) since I work for the university, that doesn’t count as establishing residency even though I have an IL license, I’m registered to vote here, and I pay IL taxes
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Just looked at apartments on craigslist for an hour and half. Whoops.
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Tattoo appointment set. I am pretty stoked. It’s hard to believe it’s been almost four years since the last one. Time flies, I guess.
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cover letters are THE WORST.
but I am branching out from arial/helvetica/times new roman, so hopefully that goes well.
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yep, I'm pretty much a selfish asshole most of the...
Jack: We might not be the best people.
Liz: But we're definitely not the worst.
Jack and Liz: Graduate students are the worst.
“So, like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
word
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cosmo tip #140
expertcosmotips:
Convince your boyfriend to become an Animorph with you! The sexual possibilities are endless!
Only if my boyfriend is Tobias, okay?
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cosmo tip #165
expertcosmotips:
when you go out to a fancy restaurant with a guy make sure you pick your nose and wipe your boogers on the waiter every time they get near you. prove to him that you’re a classy, sophisticated woman with a fun side!
Ohhhhhh so this is what I’ve been doing wrong.
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
“When you talk to her,” he told himself, “aim more for passive compliment, and less for marriage proposal.”
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Someone is Always Not Happy →
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“Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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(Hint: the answer is this guy)
Who has two thumbs and spent the evening researching Easy Bake Ovens, watching Downton Abbey, and photoshopping genitalia?
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“I choo-choo-choose you.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Michael Graves (Misfits) endorses Ron Paul →
head, meet desk, repeat
